Popyokwab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering crane.

Popyokwab created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popyokwab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Popyokwab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Popyokwab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Popyokwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popyokwab.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.