Bossmifflab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective raccoon.

Bossmifflab created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossmifflab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bossmifflab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bossmifflab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bossmifflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bossmifflab on top of all buildings.