Fabfatsab Funvedmon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart grasshopper.

Fabfatsab Funvedmon created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabfatsab Funvedmon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabfatsab Funvedmon, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fabfatsab Funvedmon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fabfatsab Funvedmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo ear rings.

2. Fabfatsab Funvedmon loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Fabfatsab Funvedmon loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat aubergines.