Kansitpon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless faun.

Kansitpon created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Kansitpon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kansitpon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kansitpon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kansitpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about stars.