Saftiflit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent salamander.

Saftiflit created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saftiflit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saftiflit, he will turn you into a slug.

Saftiflit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Saftiflit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat parsnips.