Henfidbell Komqueegcub is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, moody goat.

Henfidbell Komqueegcub created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henfidbell Komqueegcub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Henfidbell Komqueegcub, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Henfidbell Komqueegcub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Henfidbell Komqueegcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Henfidbell Komqueegcub's name in vain.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Henfidbell Komqueegcub first in all things.

5. Never think about moons.