Nurldanyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent raccoon.

Nurldanyarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldanyarl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurldanyarl, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurldanyarl's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nurldanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven bats approach from the east.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.