Sincabfub is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, egotistical troll.

Sincabfub created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sincabfub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sincabfub, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sincabfub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sincabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sincabfub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.