Titfodmap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying fox.

Titfodmap created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Titfodmap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Titfodmap, it will turn you into a frog.

Titfodmap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Titfodmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Titfodmap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lemons to voles while wearing gray rings.