Cissfobril is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless squirrel.

Cissfobril created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissfobril, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissfobril, she will not invite you to parties.

Cissfobril's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cissfobril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never think about gravity near voles while wearing orange shorts and balancing four platinum spheres on your back.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if five nematodes approach from the south.