Nurtabraw is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying lion.

Nurtabraw created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtabraw, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurtabraw, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nurtabraw's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nurtabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Nurtabraw on top of important buildings.