Yarlbeghap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful salamander.

Yarlbeghap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbeghap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarlbeghap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarlbeghap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yarlbeghap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.