Bosspodsat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest weasel.

Bosspodsat created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosspodsat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bosspodsat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bosspodsat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bosspodsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never chant in the presence of squirrels.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing orange kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Never think about planets.