Vonkdogsat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak swallow.

Vonkdogsat created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdogsat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vonkdogsat, it will not care.

Vonkdogsat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vonkdogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at rivers.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Never wear green shoes on sacred days.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. Never think about cell theory.