Mummilfliggemtimcud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless cobra.

Mummilfliggemtimcud created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mummilfliggemtimcud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mummilfliggemtimcud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mummilfliggemtimcud's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mummilfliggemtimcud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always obey Mummilfliggemtimcud's priests.