Midfudfot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, uncaring butterfly.

Midfudfot created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midfudfot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Midfudfot, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Midfudfot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Midfudfot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Midfudfot.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing turquoise tights.