Dudhitsog is a god.
It takes the form of a large, cheerful
cobra.
Dudhitsog created a bottom quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Dudhitsog, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dudhitsog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Dudhitsog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Dudhitsog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.
3. Never skip in the presence of moths.
4. Never think about special relativity near gulls while wearing red shirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.
5. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing indigo jumpers.