Dudhitsog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful cobra.

Dudhitsog created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dudhitsog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudhitsog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dudhitsog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dudhitsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never skip in the presence of moths.

4. Never think about special relativity near gulls while wearing red shirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing indigo jumpers.