Cem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane human.

Cem created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cem, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cem's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near geese while wearing red tights and balancing six platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.