Ruldidran is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty porpoise.

Ruldidran created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruldidran, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ruldidran, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ruldidran's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ruldidran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never write about asteroids.