Stigrutdid Funlikmum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive turtle.

Stigrutdid Funlikmum created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigrutdid Funlikmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stigrutdid Funlikmum, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stigrutdid Funlikmum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Stigrutdid Funlikmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.