Camcadstan is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous
duck.
Camcadstan created Asia five million years ago.
If you believe in
Camcadstan, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Camcadstan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Camcadstan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Camcadstan's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not speak about limes.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Always take life seriously.