Dibvedfit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable parrot.

Dibvedfit created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibvedfit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibvedfit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dibvedfit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dibvedfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Hide if three hamsters approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.