Bomwig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-assured butterfly.

Bomwig created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomwig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bomwig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bomwig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bomwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.