Fasnurtlib is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid hamster.

Fasnurtlib created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fasnurtlib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fasnurtlib, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fasnurtlib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fasnurtlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fasnurtlib.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.