Som is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless naga.

Som created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Som, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Som, he will send minions to preach to you.

Som's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Som's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never chant in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing gray shirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.