Hudlakstip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humorless troll.

Hudlakstip created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlakstip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudlakstip, she will turn you into a worm.

Hudlakstip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hudlakstip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed lots of melons to sharks while wearing magenta stockings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear orange hats.