Wodarploop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast monkey.

Wodarploop created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodarploop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodarploop, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wodarploop's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wodarploop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the west.

3. Wodarploop loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing gray shoes and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.