Vigortzen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise mink.

Vigortzen created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigortzen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vigortzen, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vigortzen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vigortzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.