Nighabcisslegsis is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud unicorn.

Nighabcisslegsis created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nighabcisslegsis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nighabcisslegsis, she will turn you into a plant.

Nighabcisslegsis' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nighabcisslegsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to swans while wearing green shoes.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never talk about special relativity near ants while wearing blue hats.