Arpomtyattikkopged is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unselfish lion.

Arpomtyattikkopged created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpomtyattikkopged, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arpomtyattikkopged, he will turn you into a mouse.

Arpomtyattikkopged's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Arpomtyattikkopged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing cyan dresses and balancing eight platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never think about optics near mice while wearing fawn boots and balancing five copper spheres on your neck.