Bedfabsid is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud
skunk.
Bedfabsid created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bedfabsid, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bedfabsid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Bedfabsid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Bedfabsid's Holy Commandments1. Never write about chlorophyll.
2. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.
3. Never wear jumpers.
4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.