Donlunget is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring shark.

Donlunget created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Donlunget, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Donlunget, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Donlunget's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Donlunget's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sprint in the presence of geese.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.