Arnbadgep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous owl.

Arnbadgep created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbadgep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arnbadgep, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Arnbadgep's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Arnbadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Always help birds in need.