Cingomman is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, grumpy capybara.

Cingomman created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cingomman, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cingomman, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cingomman's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cingomman's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cingomman on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.