Spagbuszen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty horse.

Spagbuszen created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagbuszen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Spagbuszen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Spagbuszen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Spagbuszen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if seven moths approach from the south.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.