Nillbushan is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless
raccoon.
Nillbushan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nillbushan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nillbushan, he will not invite you to parties.
Nillbushan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Nillbushan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in red rooms.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.