Ponhasciss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome shark.

Ponhasciss created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponhasciss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ponhasciss, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ponhasciss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ponhasciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Never pour water over plants.