Narstanrap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, generous
salamander.
Narstanrap created humankind two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narstanrap, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Narstanrap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Narstanrap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Narstanrap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Put Narstanrap first in all things.
4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Narstanrap in the centre of the settlement.
5. Learn three new languages a year.