Narstanrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, generous salamander.

Narstanrap created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narstanrap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Narstanrap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Narstanrap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Narstanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Put Narstanrap first in all things.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Narstanrap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Learn three new languages a year.