Fossbagquat is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing
tortoise.
Fossbagquat created dark matter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fossbagquat, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fossbagquat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Fossbagquat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Fossbagquat's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry mites.
2. Mice are not to be trusted.
3. Do not eat lentils.
4. Never write about asteroids.
5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.