Quartcabrag Abfumvonkbad
is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying
alligator
.
Quartcabrag Abfumvonkbad
created dark energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quartcabrag Abfumvonkbad
, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Quartcabrag Abfumvonkbad
, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Quartcabrag Abfumvonkbad's
most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Quartcabrag Abfumvonkbad's Holy Commandments
1. Never look at galaxies.
2. Never think about eukaryotes.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always obey Quartcabrag Abfumvonkbad's priests.
5. Do not jump in public.
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