Nurhograw is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing butterfly.

Nurhograw created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurhograw, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurhograw, she will turn you into a tree.

Nurhograw's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nurhograw's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Run away if four great tits approach from the east.

3. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.