Tagkiptom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow finch.

Tagkiptom created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagkiptom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tagkiptom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tagkiptom's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tagkiptom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tagkiptom loves cats, so they must be honoured.