Cabdim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident slug.

Cabdim created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabdim, she will be very unhappy.

Cabdim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cabdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.