Bossyokstik is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy
clam.
Bossyokstik created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bossyokstik, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bossyokstik, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Bossyokstik's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Bossyokstik's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of great tits.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bossyokstik in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never hurt seals.