Jigdognutlin Kannatrig is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic
fish.
Jigdognutlin Kannatrig created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jigdognutlin Kannatrig, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Jigdognutlin Kannatrig, he will turn you into a mouse.
Jigdognutlin Kannatrig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Jigdognutlin Kannatrig's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the east.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Erect six gold sculptures of Jigdognutlin Kannatrig on top of important buildings.
5. Never think about dark energy.