Jamzenran is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable fly.

Jamzenran created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamzenran, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamzenran, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jamzenran's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jamzenran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Jamzenran in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to whales while wearing violet coats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help geese in need.