Nabbegboss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tranquil faun.

Nabbegboss created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbegboss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nabbegboss, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nabbegboss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nabbegboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of otters.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Nabbegboss' priests.

5. Do not dye your hair white.