Nanmegdan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome badger.

Nanmegdan created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanmegdan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nanmegdan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nanmegdan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nanmegdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never talk about mice.