Sinmidbepnegfetnelvad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent alligator.

Sinmidbepnegfetnelvad created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinmidbepnegfetnelvad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinmidbepnegfetnelvad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sinmidbepnegfetnelvad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sinmidbepnegfetnelvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.