Bumhuntal is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited
naga.
Bumhuntal created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bumhuntal, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bumhuntal, she will turn you into a slug.
Bumhuntal's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Bumhuntal's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
2. Never jump in holy places.
3. Never go into fawn rooms.
4. Feed all hungry capybaras.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.