Dogbappin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous otter.

Dogbappin created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Dogbappin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogbappin, she will not care at all.

Dogbappin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dogbappin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Dogbappin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not cook food in pots.